"Objection!" cried Marvin.

The judge frowned. " All I did was read your name... are you really a lawyer?"

"No... But I beat Phoenix Wright. TWICE."

Withered hands clawed dirt. Strength ebbing, he gouged an "X" in the earth, then slumped over, dead.

Thus perished the last man on Earth.

Reflecting on his life thus far, John had no regrets.

Then, he realized he was out of bullets.

Alright, make that one regret.

Today's Word Count: 25

"More people will come if we say there'll be Pugs and pie!"

"No dumbass, more people will come for PUNCH and pie."

"Well... I like Pugs!"

After four decades, Granpa still could take a punch and come back swinging.

That's why I shot 'im.

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Today's Word Count: 17

"Ensign! Reverse thrusters, full power! NOW!"

"...can't do that, sir. No reverse."

"WHAT? Why not?"

"Budgetary cutbacks."

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Today's Word Count: 16

"Bloody hell! You're supposed to burn the HOUSES and ravish the WOMEN!" shouted Skullpulper, pondering retirement.

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Today's Word Count: 15

Za'athor watched his arch-enemy crumple to the ground.

"You have lost the lead," he growled.

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Today's Word Count: 14

Upon further reflection, no, I never did see that explosion coming.

I should've ducked.

Oops.

(Edit: This was supposedly posted yesterday; reposted via LJ's post from saved draft feature).

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Today's Word Count: 13

Garvik slauted. "Sir! We've decoded the message."

"...Well?"

"Sir, it says 'You're NEXT!' "